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Adventures of Alix and Tawnie!

Duckface!

Need I give this a caption? I love you, Danny! xD 

Thank you for imitating all those fake bitches that we all hate so much :D

Random Story Time!

Gather around, girls and boys! It's time for nostalgic story of my childhood with moronic moral undertones! Ah, who am I kidding? This is just the opposite! (Intro to: Brian.)

Once upon a time, my sister played with barbie dolls, and by played with, I mean tortured. But compared to my brother, she was harmless.

On one occasion, my brother threatened to throw her dolls out the window if she didn't clea. Them up. Being the gambler that she was, she called his bluff, and left them in the middle of the floor. Brian really outdid himself this time though. She came home to find some of them missing, and a few of them scattered in the railyard across the street. Apparently, he was aiming for the tracks. Coincidentally, one landed on them.

I know what you're thinking: how horribly mutated did she get? Well, she managed to survive with minor damage. However, she was.. Er.. Flatchested after that. She was also a lot thinner after that.

I can just see the ads for this: NEW! Preteen Barbie! Comes with new features such as anorexia, flat-chestedness, and annoying tendency to follow older sisters around! Oh wait.. That was Skipper...

Field Trip Adventures

FETAL POSITION! NAO!

I have NO idea what was in my mouth. Maybe a straw? :D

I want to thank my friends and family for supporting me, and my friend Tracy for capturing this moment.. Oh and this awesome vacuum. It's AMAZING on stairs!

Random floorz time? :D

Denny's: The Breakfast of Champions!

Are you scared yet?

Self Explanatory, I'd say..

This is what happens when you go to Denny's WITHOUT uno... 

We trashed the table, as you can see.. In fact, we left when Luke dumped someone's water all over the table.

Throwing cards. Note: Do not do this at home if you are legally blind in one eye (or both. That'd be bad too). Somebody DID get hurt in the making of this post... But we just laughed at them.

Fucking. Priceless.

Girls Will Be Girls... Wait, whaaaaa???? I think we're a little unclear on the concept...

Ladies are to be on their best behavior at all time, not to make a scene, or embarrass themselves or those around them.

Girls shall walk around with grace and style, sit properly, and cross their legs at the ankles when doing so.

A lady always lets the man do the hard work... Unless, of course, the job is more suited to a big, strong woman, as so.

Hobbies of a lady might include sewing, singing, or reading books.

Tawnie: Why do the Asians keep touching my feet?!?

Jaella: I don't know, but it's freakin' me OUT!

Omnomnom!

Us girls like to partake in ladylike activities, and are always up for socializing.

Tranny the Mannequin lives by NO rules! >:D

Only the most socially acceptable garments will be worn in public.

Makeup is to be done with the utmost care, careful to emphasize the best parts of the face.

When in public, it is always a ladies job to be seen and not heard. Running water does not count.

You heard it here first. Jesus was a woman :D