Random Story Time!

Gather around, girls and boys! It's time for nostalgic story of my childhood with moronic moral undertones! Ah, who am I kidding? This is just the opposite! (Intro to: Brian.)

Once upon a time, my sister played with barbie dolls, and by played with, I mean tortured. But compared to my brother, she was harmless.

On one occasion, my brother threatened to throw her dolls out the window if she didn't clea. Them up. Being the gambler that she was, she called his bluff, and left them in the middle of the floor. Brian really outdid himself this time though. She came home to find some of them missing, and a few of them scattered in the railyard across the street. Apparently, he was aiming for the tracks. Coincidentally, one landed on them.

I know what you're thinking: how horribly mutated did she get? Well, she managed to survive with minor damage. However, she was.. Er.. Flatchested after that. She was also a lot thinner after that.

I can just see the ads for this: NEW! Preteen Barbie! Comes with new features such as anorexia, flat-chestedness, and annoying tendency to follow older sisters around! Oh wait.. That was Skipper...